What’s the absolute worst pickup truck ever made? ICE, EV, Hybrid… doesn’t matter

I’ve driven some solid trucks and a few real stinkers.

The American market pumps out pickups like nobody’s business, and I feel like the bad ones get weeded out over time. But some still manage to stick around longer than they should.

So, in your opinion, what’s the worst pickup truck ever made? Bonus points if it actually had a decent production run—no concept vehicles, just trucks people actually had to drive.

Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Jordan said:
Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Before the Cybertruck, we had the Lincoln Blackwood.

Ashby said:

Jordan said:
Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Before the Cybertruck, we had the Lincoln Blackwood.

At least the Blackwood was sort of useful. It was basically an F-150 in fancy clothes.

@Mika
Yeah, just another one of those limited-edition, cosmetic-only gimmicks. Like the Harley-Davidson F-150.

Raptors and those crazy-fast RAM trucks get a pass, though.

Logan said:
@Mika
Yeah, just another one of those limited-edition, cosmetic-only gimmicks. Like the Harley-Davidson F-150.

Raptors and those crazy-fast RAM trucks get a pass, though.

Raptors at least have off-road capability. Cybertruck, not so much.

@Mika
Raptors are actually great trucks. Meanwhile, my Subaru Crosstrek laughs at the Cybertruck’s ‘snow performance’ and my old Nissan 4x4 would leave it stranded.

Cybertruck is just a giant, overpriced RC car made by a guy who knows how to sell hype.

@Oli
Hey now, RC cars are well-built, easy to fix, and actually perform well. Cybertruck doesn’t deserve that comparison!

@Oli
Honestly, it’s just hilarious watching people try to justify the Cybertruck as anything but a fashion statement.

@Mika
Not sure why people keep defending the Cybertruck. It’s a bad truck, period.

Logan said:
@Mika
Yeah, just another one of those limited-edition, cosmetic-only gimmicks. Like the Harley-Davidson F-150.

Raptors and those crazy-fast RAM trucks get a pass, though.

The Harley-Davidson F-150 at least had the supercharged 5.4 from the Lightning. It was a 4-door Lightning with fancy badges.

Logan said:
@Mika
Yeah, just another one of those limited-edition, cosmetic-only gimmicks. Like the Harley-Davidson F-150.

Raptors and those crazy-fast RAM trucks get a pass, though.

The Cybertruck fanboys are something else. It’s like they’re hypnotized.

@Mika
They fully carpeted the truck bed and turned it into a trunk. It even had a mandatory power tonneau cover. Basically, Ford tried to outdo Cadillac’s Escalade EXT and somehow made it worse.

Ashby said:

Jordan said:
Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Before the Cybertruck, we had the Lincoln Blackwood.

At least the Lincoln Blackwood had an actual truck bed…

@Roan
With carpet.

Ashby said:

Jordan said:
Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Before the Cybertruck, we had the Lincoln Blackwood.

I sat on the bumper of a Blackwood at a mall once to tie my shoe… and part of the bumper fell off. True story.

Ty said:

Jordan said:
Cybertruck. It’s a toy for rich people more than a real truck.

Cybertruck is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t take one if you gave it to me.

And somehow, it looks worse every time I see a new one.

@Mal
It’s like the Plymouth Prowler—interesting at first, but after a while, you just want it off your screen.

Harper said:
@Mal
It’s like the Plymouth Prowler—interesting at first, but after a while, you just want it off your screen.

At least the Prowler looked cool. The Cybertruck looks like a deformed metal box.

@Mal
I see one at least a couple of times a week, and it’s starting to annoy me.